Thursday, September 3, 2009


I'm officially an UNCLE!! On a minor note my younger brother Justin is also technically a dad now, but I'm an UNCLE!

Baby Corbin (Corbin as in Bruce Willis' character Corbin Dallas from The Fifth Element) was born 9-2 at 9:33am, I think, maybe it was 9-2 here and 9-1 there? hmm...

Freaking sweet!

Oh and my bro wasn't allowed to name the kid fully Corbin Dallas, his girlfriend refused. He never should have told her where the name came from... Though I would imagine she would have figured it out if she didn't already know. Stupid girls, can't you just picture that sexy Milla Jovovich saying Cohbin Dalluhs? Girls just don't understand stuff I suhware.

Congratu-freaking-lations, my brother! I'll be around eventually to begin the corruption. This is how you booby trap your daddy's chair, etc, etc. Oh, I can't wait!

1 comment:

Slartibartfast said...

You're fucking awesome. Membership card will be waiting on your return to Boulder.